I thought this would be a fun list...
Brett K.-sexual deviant
Tim Murphy-becuase of his freaky baby voice
Chris Harris-too tall
Shaun Paterson-obviously
Jonathan Bolden-southern
Keith Schneider-due to a certain "helmet" issue that hasn't been cleared up
People who can associate with my daughter...
Dave King-moral guidance
Stephen Houghton-protection
Michael Agnich-more protection
Luke Baxter-great accent
Andrew Murphy-the favorite son
Mr. Zazueta-leadership lessons
Any women she wants...
If you would like to be considered for either list, please feel free to contact me!
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Mike Agnich-Bodyguard #2
I mean are The Schneider's not good enough for either list.... Lauren should be on the yes list cause she's a teacher!
LOL! Your reason for Shaun was my favorite. I think us Southerners have been unfairly labeled - we're really nice and good looking people. Plus, living in the Bible belt we're high superior morel beings. What more could you want....and I should be on the good list because I make those delicious choc. chip cookies that you would devour every week. Come on. You owe me!
Laurie
"any women she wants..." are we supposed to take this as a you taking a progressive stance on relationships for your daughter?
Brad already has a taser.....and a rifle...and a sig 229...and AR-15. Need I give you any more reasons why he should be on the associates list?
Not only will I teach your daughter kareoke but I will also teach her how to take care of you in your old age. That should put me to #1! BLIZZOU!
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