One friend in particular has asked for a shout out several times and since he only cost me $7 in text messages this morning, I figured we could give him one. Brett- shouting out to you- I will bill 750 Industries.
Dave here, and I'd like to add a few thoughts. While Brett is an incredible person and friend, we would like to list the qualities we are looking for in EuroBrett (the better version of Brett we hope to find during our trip).
1. EuroBrett will cut and brush his hair regularly, and accept the mohawk style rather than claiming it is an accident that his hair has a ridge in the middle.
2. EuroBrett will sleep at night and not consume 12-15 Mountain Dews each day.
3. EuroBrett will be on time at least 10% of the time. This is a much higher rate than AmeriBrett.
Finally, a word of warning to AmeriBrett. Krista will likely fall in love with EuroBrett should she ever meet him. You should marry her immediately in a shotgun wedding to prevent her ever leaving you.
2 comments:
i love the shoutout! Try to go for one a day from now on.
Just as a note, there's no chance EuroBrett will ever be on time. The only time I've ever felt like I was consistently early/on time for things was living in Spain. And as for the shotgun wedding...well, I'm thinking about it pretty seriously.
But then you guys wouldn't get to party at the unofficial 1 year reunion, dig?
oh brett... we have had fun missing you and chattin about you- wish you were here to be scary on scooters with us!
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